Mieke (Mee-Kaah)

I intend to live forever; so far, so good.

Michele, 23, Rhode Island.  

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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l1berum:

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

Me

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via nostalgicpatter)

catholic-pun:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

THIS IS THE ONETHIS IS THE ONE THAT I WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

catholic-pun:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

THIS IS THE ONE
THIS IS THE ONE THAT I WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

(Source: memewhore, via goldenmedu5a)

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

image

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bloodyoathmate:

Pokemon have their priorties straight

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awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

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