I intend to live forever; so far, so good.
Michele, 23, Rhode Island.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
Oxford comma catastrophe
THIS IS THE ONE
THIS IS THE ONE THAT I WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits